Sunday, March 09, 2008

Lose Weight. Become A Slut!

Okay women, you know this and I know this to be true………………..almost every woman has dreamed of wearing a certain garment at some point in their life; a garment that might be provocative, sexy, trendy, skimpy or revealing. Don’t say it is not true.

Well here is further validation…………………………………


Below is a transcript of a conversation in Inclinator #1 at the Luxor:

Drunk Woman #1: I can’t believe she was dressed like that. She looked like a total slut.

Drunk Woman #2: I don’t know what she was thinking wearing that outfit to a family function.

Drunk Man #1: {Expletive} She looks hot now that she’s lost all that weight.


Rich (on his way off the Inclinator): Thanks for the entertainment.

Warning: Your friends will talk about you when you are skinnier and hotter than them.

Action step: Strive to make that warning a reality.

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