I Could Have Driven You
I just picked up my car from the repair shop. I walked there. It is about a 1/2 mile walk.
As I arrived one of my neighbors was pulling out.
"Why did you drive here? I could have driven you" he said.
I replied "I always walk here; that's how I keep my flat tummy."
"You shouldn't be walking when there are motorized options" he said to me.
"Maybe you should have walked with me" I responded as I stared at his tummy almost reaching the steering wheel.