Do You Feel Like Crap When You Take One?
Yes, I'm talking about defecation this morning. And it seems that there is a yogurt out there that will make your crapping experience a whole lot more pleasant. Yes, the folks at Dannon have come up with Activia; which they say will help you crap easier, better, smarter - okay those are my words, but if you check out their website, I'm pretty damn close. (http://www.activia.com/)
And they even have a crap challenge!! You gotta love it - eat our product and you'll crap better and you'll feel better while you crap and about your crap experiences.
I've got a challenge for you too - eat better and maybe your craps won't hurt! Stop eating greasy, fat, disgusting food. Stop eating all of those processed foods and snacks where the first ingredient is corn syrup or something you cannot pronounce. There's a challenge for you. That's my idea for a better crapping experience.
Oh by the way, instead of putting syrup or jam on my low fat waffles this morning, I spread some Activia across the top. Delicious! Hey, the possibility that my crapping experiences could be even better than they already are piqued my curiosity. And being so regular...................