Tax Abate for My Lost Weight!
Imagine if your government paid you to get Skinny. Do you think your chance of success would be greater or less?
Well if you think about it, it makes some sense. You would be causing less wear and tear on the infrastructure of the city/state/village/country. Perhaps fewer potholes. Fewer empty bags of cookies, chips and all that other crap would mean reduced garbage collection. You would be taking up less room allowing for more real estate to be constructed thus increasing the tax base of the municipality.
I think this could work.................
Too bad someone else already thought of it. (although my reasons point to a better argument)