Monday, January 28, 2008

How about some nursery rhymes tonight!

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
Screw the fleece;
the rest of the little sucker made for a great stew

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Maybe had he went on a diet
The damn wall wouldn't have collapsed

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
because he was so out of shape

Rain rain go away
Come again another day
Little Johnny wants to sit inside,
play on the computer and become obese

Mary Mary quite contrary
Don't forget to eat your dairy

This little piggy went to Boston Market
This little piggy stayed at Home Town Buffet
This little piggy killed a cow and had roast beef
This little piggy was in denial and said he had none
And this little piggy went... "Wee wee" from drinking too much water


At 9:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You must have been really bored today!

At 8:38 AM, Blogger Honey West said...

Mary had a lot of ham
and then some scalloped potato
Everywhere that Mary went
Her grandly butt was sure to go!

at least mine rhymes :-)

At 9:24 AM, Blogger The Big Kid said...

Honey West came to Rich's Blog
riding on a pony
Will Honey West lose her butt
eating whole wheat macaroni

How's that babe? :)

Glad you stopped by.

At 3:01 PM, Blogger Honey West said...

honey west
is quite impressed
but shan't be finessed
by the Big Kid's gest ;-]

Hot cross buns! hot cross buns!
One a dollar, two a dollar, Hot cross buns!*
Give them to your daughters,
Give them to your sons;
One a dollar, Two a dollar
Grow them thunder buns!

*edited for inflation

whew this takes time!

At 11:29 PM, Anonymous skinny fan said...

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
Who sat down beside her
And she ate it too because she was still hungry!

At 7:03 AM, Blogger The Big Kid said...

Love it!

Love you, Skinny fan - whoever the hell you are.


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