How about some nursery rhymes tonight!

Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
Screw the fleece;
the rest of the little sucker made for a great stew

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Maybe had he went on a diet
The damn wall wouldn't have collapsed

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
because he was so out of shape

Rain rain go away
Come again another day
Little Johnny wants to sit inside,
play on the computer and become obese

Mary Mary quite contrary
Don't forget to eat your dairy

This little piggy went to Boston Market
This little piggy stayed at Home Town Buffet
This little piggy killed a cow and had roast beef
This little piggy was in denial and said he had none
And this little piggy went... "Wee wee" from drinking too much water