Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Some Holiday Humor

A little Holiday humor for you this morning from Bob Rivers. I hope you know which tune to sing it to.

It's The Most Fattening Time of the Year

It’s the most fattening time of the year
With that pumpkin pie filling
and everyone swilling down eggnog and beer
It’s the most fattening time of the year

It’s the lip smackingest season of all
while your shopping you’re cheating
impulsively eating that junk at the mall
It’s the heav-heaviest season of all

There’ll be turkeys for bastingand stuffing for tasting
and giblets and gravy will flow
there’ll be cookies that mom baked
and leftover fruit cake from a christmas a long time ago

it’s the scale flattening time of the year
while your diet you’re blowing
there’s calories going straight down to your rear
it’s the scale flattening time of the year

there’ll be after meal dosing
and arteries closing
cholesterol levels will grow
it’s too cold to go jogging
to brisk for tobogganing
so pass me a hot buttered roll

It’s the most fattening time of the year
All those gingerbread shingles
and chocolate Chris Kringle’s will tremble in fear
It’s the most fattening time, it’s the belt loosening time, it’s the most fattening time of the year.


P.S. Don't forget, just a few more days left to help the CT Food Bank and yourself. I am giving 20% of the proceeds from my audio program to the CT Food Bank; but you've got to purchase it by December 15th.

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