How to Avoid Getting Plump

I was invited to a BBQ today. They served Ball Park Franks. I do not eat Ball Park Franks. They plump when you cook them. Did you know that Ball Park Franks plump when you cook them? Did you also know that people who eat too many Ball Park Franks also get plump? Sometimes very plump.

And what about these people at Lay's and the "betcha can't eat just one" idea. You're right. We can't eat just one. Shame on you Lay's corporation for adding to the obesity in this world.

So thank you Ball Park and Lays. I hope you are happy!