Observations made at the beach...............

I made the following observations at the beach yesterday.................

• The skinny kids were running around laughing and screaming
• The skinny kids were playing on those skim boards
• The fat kids were sitting on the sides eating chips and cookies
• The skinny adults were reading, and playing Frisbee and other beach games
• The fat adults were sitting on their fat butts eating chips and cookies

Oh how I wish I had names and addresses of all the kids and could follow them through life to see who ends up fat. My gut feeling is I know the answer.

My other thought is there really should be a test before you're allowed to become a parent.