Thursday, January 10, 2008

I wish I could eat like my dogs

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I wish I could eat like my dogs. All the vitamins and nutrients are in one food. No worrying about whether you got enough fruits or vegetables, whole grains, or proper fats. Everything would be in one bag or can. All the nutrients for better health in one place. Oh how great that would be.

I wish I could eat like my dogs. Grocery shopping would be so simple. There would be no temptations. One item. One purchase. Once every 30 - 45 days. It would just be a matter of which brand to get and where to go get it.

I wish I could eat like my dogs. Someone else would be doing the grocery shopping for me.

I wish I could eat like my dogs. Portions would be controlled and access would be out of my control.

I wish I could eat like my dogs. I wouldn't have to cook. Cleanup would be a breeze.

I wish I could eat like my dogs. I would have to find other things to do when I was bored; like lick myself in strange places.

I wish I could eat like my dogs. Leftovers would be............hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

I wish I could eat like my dogs. I would actually drink water.

So why do people have fat dogs?

I've got my thoughts. But you'll have to wait.

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2 Comments:

At 4:32 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your points are well taken, but I have one question for you: Wouldn't you get bored eating the same thing every day?

 
At 5:00 PM, Blogger The Big Kid said...

It's not about the food silly.

 

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