Would you like chips with that?
"Would I like chips with that?" is what she said to me as she was preparing my sandwich the other day.
Of course I would.
But then I had a flashback. All those years of saying yes to questions like "would I like chips" or "would I like dessert" is the reason I had to join Weight Watchers years ago.
Why didn't they just say "Would you like a fat ass, high blood pressure, diabetes or cancer with your sandwich?" I think my response might have been different.
So I said no; instead she offered me this pathetic little package of apple slices.
And then I did a little talking to myself and said "Rich, you came in here for a sandwich - that's all."
Please remember all of these add-ons being offered with your meal have only done one thing - ADDED ON TO YOU!!