How to Color Egg Beaters!
This goes out to all you egg-paranoid ones.
You will have to break down and buy eggs for your Easter Egg hunt.
Coloring and hunting for egg substitute just won't work.
And don't be afraid to eat one of the eggs. You won't die.
I find it absoltuely amazing how many people are avoiding eggs, but they're rushing to buy the latest in processed sweets packaged to make you believe you're eating well.
Eat a freakin' egg already. And you know who you are.