Candy: 50% off
Yes, tomorrow the candy goes on sale – and upwards of 50% off. Maybe even more for all I know.
Please remember that “33% more free” has resulted in 33% more of you.
Buy one, get one free has left you with two chins.
And 50% off should be what you say you accomplished where your butt is concerned.
I know the temptation is there. But go look in the mirror. Do you like what you see?
If you do, let’s keep it that way. If you don’t, go eat an apple.